she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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