is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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