Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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