I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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