You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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