So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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