She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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