I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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