with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I need to wash the frat house off of me
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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