You really coming over, don't trick.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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