what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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