i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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