Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
do nipples grow back?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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