She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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