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(609): View more from New Jersey

why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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(786): View more from Florida

I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high

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(859): View more from Kentucky

He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.

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(618): View more from Illinois

So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He likes bondage and spanking and shit.

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Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.

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(708): View more from Illinois

To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee

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