I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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