I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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