I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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