its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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