i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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