she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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