Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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