Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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