No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
All the doctor said was why
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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