You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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