HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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