dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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