everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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