forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
