no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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