sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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