yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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