Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you made out with another girl for some wings
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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