Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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