Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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