are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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