escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
is wine microwaveable?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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