how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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