its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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