why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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