Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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