i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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