i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
