you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
