I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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