...so i touched it.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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