All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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