How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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