i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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