from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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