I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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