i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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