I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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