I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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