I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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