sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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